The sight that unfortunately can never been unseen: Stormy McPeep waiting in bed with the infamous magazine.
Paul ManaPeep is so incredibly frustrated that the judge’s gag order prevents him from speaking to the reporters. The only way he manages to keep quiet is by not having a mouth.
Failing to get opening day tickets for today’s Nats game, the Peeps figured out how to sneak in last night by jamming the entry gates. The guard stared in horror when she saw what they had done, but was powerless to stop such determined fans.
The Peep went to see the new Obama portrait today, but was frustrated by the long line to take selfies. But then, the Peep’s few brain cells had a brilliant idea – camouflage himself in vines and no one will be able to spot him and he can hide in the photo forever next to his hero.
A bombshell revelation from WikiLeaks: Many years ago, Putin released a hoard of mutant peeps into the U.S., hoping that one of them someday would become Peepident. (credit for Putin photo: Kremlin.ru)