Failing to get opening day tickets for today’s Nats game, the Peeps figured out how to sneak in last night by jamming the entry gates. The guard stared in horror when she saw what they had done, but was powerless to stop such determined fans.
The O’Peeps are a small but vibrant branch of the Peep family tree, showing their colors on St. Patrick’s Day.
In which the Peeps demonstrate how abysmally stupid they are at playing Hangman.
In which the Peep realizes she has made a grave miscalculation.
In which he is delighted that he has finally learned how to ride the Dupont Circle escalator without getting smushed between the stair treads.