In an unfortunate coincidence, this year Peeps Week begins on National Easter Basket Day. The Peeps have chained themselves together to try to avoid getting picked off one by one.
The Peeps, being unisex, have great difficulty figuring out the proper way to mate.
Fearing a certain death if they ended up in the Easter basket, the Peeps contemplate hiding out on the Seder plate.
Don’t let hubris prevent you from listening to your father!
Hoping that showing up in Dupont Circle at rush hour would get him a pick-up chess game, but no, everyone just walked by him.