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Handmaid Peeps

The producers are furious when they discover that all of the Handmaid scenes they shot in D.C. are worthless because a Peep snuck on to the set.

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Julian Peepsange

When Julian Peepsange was arrested yesterday, people were shocked at how gaunt and gray he looked after seven years in the embassy.

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National Enquirer

BREAKING NEWS – AMI has put the National Enquirer up for sale, and the Peeps are terrified that damaging stories about them will come out of the vault.

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ARRESTS!

Oh no, ARRESTS! The Peeps have been caught up in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal. But their lawyers are making an insanity defense – it is so painful for the Peeps to hold a pencil that they are driven mad by the SAT. (They are terrified about the thought of prison – what if Felicity Huffman eats them there?)

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Opening day at Nationals Stadium

Failing to get opening day tickets for today’s Nats game, the Peeps figured out how to sneak in last night by jamming the entry gates. The guard stared in horror when she saw what they had done, but was powerless to stop such determined fans.