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Stuck Peep
The Peep ship EverGreen has been stuck in the Suez bathtub for several days, causing a crisis for the paper boats that need to get through before they disintegrate
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Handmaid Peeps
The producers are furious when they discover that all of the Handmaid scenes they shot in D.C. are worthless because a Peep snuck on to the set.
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Julian Peepsange
When Julian Peepsange was arrested yesterday, people were shocked at how gaunt and gray he looked after seven years in the embassy.
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National Enquirer
BREAKING NEWS – AMI has put the National Enquirer up for sale, and the Peeps are terrified that damaging stories about them will come out of the vault.
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ARRESTS!
Oh no, ARRESTS! The Peeps have been caught up in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal. But their lawyers are making an insanity defense – it is so painful for the Peeps to hold a pencil that they are driven mad by the SAT. (They are terrified about the thought of prison – what if Felicity […]