Category: miscellaneous

  • Stuck Peep

    Stuck Peep

    The Peep ship EverGreen has been stuck in the Suez bathtub for several days, causing a crisis for the paper boats that need to get through before they disintegrate

  • Handmaid Peeps

    Handmaid Peeps

    The producers are furious when they discover that all of the Handmaid scenes they shot in D.C. are worthless because a Peep snuck on to the set.

  • Julian Peepsange

    Julian Peepsange

    When Julian Peepsange was arrested yesterday, people were shocked at how gaunt and gray he looked after seven years in the embassy.

  • National Enquirer

    National Enquirer

    BREAKING NEWS – AMI has put the National Enquirer up for sale, and the Peeps are terrified that damaging stories about them will come out of the vault.

  • ARRESTS!

    ARRESTS!

    Oh no, ARRESTS! The Peeps have been caught up in the Operation Varsity Blues scandal. But their lawyers are making an insanity defense – it is so painful for the Peeps to hold a pencil that they are driven mad by the SAT. (They are terrified about the thought of prison – what if Felicity […]