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coronavirus

WASH YOUR HANDS


On Day 2 of Peeps Week, the Peeps are trying to follow the edict to WASH YOUR HANDS when to their horror, they realize for the first time that they don’t have any hands.

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coronavirus

Social distancing

The Peeps are so awesomely sad at the world COVID-19 crisis, but they are trying to do their part by encouraging the public to social distance by standing 6 Peep apart.

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miscellaneous

Handmaid Peeps

The producers are furious when they discover that all of the Handmaid scenes they shot in D.C. are worthless because a Peep snuck on to the set.

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miscellaneous

Julian Peepsange

When Julian Peepsange was arrested yesterday, people were shocked at how gaunt and gray he looked after seven years in the embassy.

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miscellaneous

National Enquirer

BREAKING NEWS – AMI has put the National Enquirer up for sale, and the Peeps are terrified that damaging stories about them will come out of the vault.