On Day 2 of Peeps Week, the Peeps are trying to follow the edict to WASH YOUR HANDS when to their horror, they realize for the first time that they don’t have any hands.
The Peeps are so awesomely sad at the world COVID-19 crisis, but they are trying to do their part by encouraging the public to social distance by standing 6 Peep apart.
The producers are furious when they discover that all of the Handmaid scenes they shot in D.C. are worthless because a Peep snuck on to the set.
When Julian Peepsange was arrested yesterday, people were shocked at how gaunt and gray he looked after seven years in the embassy.
BREAKING NEWS – AMI has put the National Enquirer up for sale, and the Peeps are terrified that damaging stories about them will come out of the vault.